wove: IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD
When people brag about getting high.
My philosophy in life
albarndamon: i think the greatest accomplishment in my life so far was being represented at the 2012 olympics as a piece of confetti
theviviantrinh: liketheesun: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet. this is definitely legit omfg this is sick
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they...
most-awkward-moments: And i’m over here like NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
chansandy: sincerely—kitty: David Guetta -...
Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
People: What if they’re gay?
Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
dangnikki: Husband pranks wife while driving down highway priceless omfg
k1mkardashian: black person: *breathes* white people: omg that’s so ratchet!! haha i luv black people real nigga wassup
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Plot Twist: Nothing changed when the Fire Nation attacked.