the-absolute-best-posts: xtaste-the-rainbowx: novakian: rlmjob: egg why I think I scared my parents laughing so hard why is this so funny This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
totallyfubar: 90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist this actually exists and you want a fucking mermaid?
dianetrann: lipstickonashadow: stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon The Four Elemelons. Avatar: The Last Melonbender. MELONLORD THIS IS SO PERFECT
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered. “Yes, Piglet?”...– A.A. Milne (via frznstar)
thelifeandtimesofe-dm: lavastormsw: polarii: YOU KNOW METAPOD RIGHT THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS ITS NOSE THAT’S NOT ITS NOSE THAT’S ITS BACK THIS IS THE FRONT OF ITS FACE I THOUGHT METAPOD WAS ALWAYS MAD BUT IT’S ALWAYS SAD I’M SO UPSET MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE lol i always KNEW the front was its face.